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Creepy Delivery.

Spieler of the House

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Paranormal A-Z...

Night of the Zombonies.

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Horror Stories.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Halloween Selfie

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.