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"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Out To Lurch

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Date Night

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Vampire Bat

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Evil Villain.

Halloween Mobile

Candy Corn Dracula

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Broom! Broom!"

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Happy Halloween!

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'