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"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Date Night

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Vampire Bat

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Evil Villain.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Stephen King

Halloween Mobile

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Happy Halloween!

Candy Corn Dracula

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Broom! Broom!"

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.