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Ghost Swing

The Jackal Lantern

'One eye of newt or two?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Scary stuff

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Date Night

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Vampire Bat

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"Broom! Broom!"

Witch Bonfire

Halloween Mobile

Candy Corn Dracula

Happy Halloween!

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"