Spooky Season Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Are your hands clean?"

Candy Corn Dracula

"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"

Happy Hallowe'en!

Happy Halloween!

"Wait a minute, aren't you our dog?"

Grand Halloween Ball - "Don't get so familiar!"

Cape costume

Scarecrow and Moon

Vampire Bat

'One eye of newt or two?'

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Evil Villain.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Witch Bonfire

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"