Spooky Season Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Are your hands clean?"

Candy Corn Dracula

"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"

Happy Hallowe'en!

Happy Halloween!

"Wait a minute, aren't you our dog?"

Grand Halloween Ball - "Don't get so familiar!"

Cape costume

Scarecrow and Moon

Vampire Bat

'One eye of newt or two?'

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

Fancy a pint?

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Evil Villain.

Witch Bonfire

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

The October 31 Committee