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Dracula vs the snooz bitton!

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"For drinks or dinner?"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Witch Bonfire

Candy Corn Dracula

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Happy Halloween!

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

The October 31 Committee

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"