Spooky Season Fans Gifts

Dracula vs the snooz bitton!

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Fancy a pint?

"For drinks or dinner?"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Witch Bonfire

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Happy Halloween!

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Candy Corn Dracula

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead