Spooky Season Devotee Gifts

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"Halloween's tomorrow, Bob."

"OW!!! - I keep biting my lip...!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Vampire Bat

Witch Bonfire

Candy Corn Dracula

Happy Halloween!

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'People soup again?'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

The October 31 Committee

Witchy Cellist

Just in time for Halloween...

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

Halloween dentist.