Spooky Season Devotee Gifts

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"Halloween's tomorrow, Bob."

"OW!!! - I keep biting my lip...!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

Fancy a pint?

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Vampire Bat

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Candy Corn Dracula

Happy Halloween!

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Witch Bonfire

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'People soup again?'

Witchy Cellist

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

The October 31 Committee

Just in time for Halloween...

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."