Spooky Season Celebrator Gifts

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Student witch"

This Halloween gig sure beats the soup of the day special...

'People soup again?'

'Do you believe in humans?'

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

Lav-Mummie

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Ghoul-Aid

Devil's Christmas Tree

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Fancy a pint?

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

Happy Halloween!

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Candy Corn Dracula

Witch Bonfire

"We need to talk."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Witchy Cellist

Poems to Spookify

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

The October 31 Committee