Spooky Season Celebrants Gifts

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Vampire Bat

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

Witch Bonfire

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Candy Corn Dracula

"We need to talk."

Happy Halloween!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Poems to Spookify

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'People soup again?'

The October 31 Committee

Witchy Cellist

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"Introvert."

Cape costume

Halloween dentist.