Spooky Season Celebrants Mugs

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Redlaw and the Phantom

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Vampire Bat

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

Happy Halloween!

Witch Bonfire

Candy Corn Dracula

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"We need to talk."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

The October 31 Committee

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'People soup again?'

Witchy Cellist

Poems to Spookify

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

Cape costume

Sir Mervyn Mergatroyd

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

Grim Singer