Spooky Season Aficionados Mugs

"The brain eating extremists are only a small part of the zombie population."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

Date Night

Fancy a pint?

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Witch Bonfire

Happy Halloween!

Candy Corn Dracula

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

The October 31 Committee

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Witchy Cellist

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Trick or treat surprise.

'People soup again?'