Spooky Season Aficionados Pillows

"The brain eating extremists are only a small part of the zombie population."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

Date Night

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

Fancy a pint?

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Happy Halloween!

Witch Bonfire

Candy Corn Dracula

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'People soup again?'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

The October 31 Committee

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Witchy Cellist

Trick or treat surprise.