Spooky Season Aficionado Pillows

Watching TV five hours a day saved Vincents' life.

"Are you ready to order or do you need more time with the menu?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Night of the Latkes

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Out To Lurch

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Zombies.

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Devi's brew?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

Fancy a pint?

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Vampire Bat

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Evil Villain.

Witch Bonfire

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Candy Corn Dracula

Happy Halloween!

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'People soup again?'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

Witchy Cellist

The October 31 Committee