Spooky Season Fan Pillows

'One eye of newt or two?'

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

The Grim Reaper Keeps Fit

The Headless Horseman's Traumatic Childhood

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

"This doesn't feel right..."

Don't laugh it's paid for (bumper sticker)

'Lighten up!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Introvert."

Witchy Cellist

Halloween dentist.

Grim Singer

"Is Halloween near? Mom is buying roast beast and monster cheese!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Fancy a pint?

Redlaw and the Phantom

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Vampire Bat

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.