Spooky Fan Pillows

Monster in shape of letter C.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Devi's brew?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'There's an imposter among us!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

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"For drinks or dinner?"

"We should start wearing masks."

Monster Self-Help

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

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Witches at a cauldron.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Death Beggar

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."