Spooky Theme Fans Pillows

"We've finished compiling each of your family trees."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Devi's brew?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Monster Self-Help

Telekinetics on strike...

"For drinks or dinner?"

"We should start wearing masks."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Classic Emojis for sale.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Witches at a cauldron.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Death Beggar

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "