Spooky Theme Fans Pillows

"We've finished compiling each of your family trees."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Devi's brew?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Monster Self-Help

Telekinetics on strike...

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

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'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"We should start wearing masks."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Death Beggar

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Witches at a cauldron.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.