Spooky Theme Admirers Pillows

The Grim Reaper as a kid.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Vampire Bat

Happy New Ear!

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Candy Corn Dracula

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

Transylvanian Snails.

Giant Headless Horseman

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Happy Halloween!

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Trick or treat surprise.

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Cape costume

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Oh great, it's Halloween.

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

Monster on horizon warning sign.

Violin Ghost

Vampire