Spooky Theme Admirers Pillows

The Grim Reaper as a kid.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Vampire Bat

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Happy New Ear!

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Transylvanian Snails.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Candy Corn Dracula

Happy Halloween!

Giant Headless Horseman

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Trick or treat surprise.

"That's what we look like naked??"

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

Cape costume

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Oh great, it's Halloween.

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

Monster on horizon warning sign.

Violin Ghost