Spooky Story Fans Pillows

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Love at First Sight

'One eye of newt or two?'

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

'There's an imposter among us!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Young Stephen King