Spooky Story Lovers Pillows

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Giant Headless Horseman

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

"Of course, he's into really kinky sex!"

The Ghoulogy

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Transylvanian Snails.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"And I swear its eyes opened when I started to dissect the frog!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"He's afraid to go to sleep. He thinks there's a person under his bed."

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Date Night

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"