Spooky Story Lover Pillows

Young Stephen King

Realtor from the Black Lagoon

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

"There's no rest for the wicked."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

"These are the chains I outsourced in life!"

Breastfeeding Ghost

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

Doctor Spook.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Air Hag.

"The terms of your policy excludes stakes, sunlight, garlic and cruxifixes."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."

Chiller Theatre

"Now, suddenly, you’re not allowed to scare the pants off people."

"Name your poison."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"You're lucky – little ghost girls are so much easier than possessed little boys."

A Modern Haunted House

Walk for Death

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Marco!"

"Careful what you wish for."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Love at First Sight

“This particular variety was incredibly full-bodied.”

Condemned - Do Not Enter