Spooky Story Lover Prints

Young Stephen King

Realtor from the Black Lagoon

Halloween Support Group

"There's no rest for the wicked."

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

"The terms of your policy excludes stakes, sunlight, garlic and cruxifixes."

Doctor Spook.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

Air Hag.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

Breastfeeding Ghost

"These are the chains I outsourced in life!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

Chiller Theatre

"Now, suddenly, you’re not allowed to scare the pants off people."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Condemned - Do Not Enter

No caption. (Squirrel runs in terror after jack-o-lantern has bitten off its tail.)

Witch Doctor

Old Creepy House Philosophy. When one secret passage closes, another opens!

It's no use - she doesn

“This particular variety was incredibly full-bodied.”

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Careful what you wish for."

"Marco!"

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."