Spooky Storytelling Enthusiast Prints

This place makes me jumpy.

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Chiller Theatre

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Tim Burton

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry