Spooky Tales Enthusiast Prints

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

If he had a nightmare, let him crawl in bed with us. Ok. But we don't have children.

"I think your ride is here."

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Ghost puddle

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Halloween Support Group

'There's an imposter among us!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Witches at a cauldron.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Witch Doctor

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."