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Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I think your ride is here."

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Witches at a cauldron.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Giant Headless Horseman