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"Oh, dear! I'm afraid it's not good news."

A ghost is frightened by a knock at the door

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Zombies.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'There's an imposter among us!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Witches at a cauldron.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'