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"Oh, dear! I'm afraid it's not good news."

A ghost is frightened by a knock at the door

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"For drinks or dinner?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Witches at a cauldron.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!