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'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

'You have a lovely cackle.'

"Now, this car has an interesting history."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'...and do not open to strange people.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Trick or Treat!"

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Zombies.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Witches at a cauldron.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Young Stephen King