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'We're all out of candy. How 'bout a nice piece of meatloaf?'

A Spooked Pumpkin.

'I'll give you half my candy if you stay back thirty meters.'

Violin Ghost

Trick or treat surprise.

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

Vampire kid with a ghost instead of a balloon.

"That's what we look like naked??"

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Astral Projection

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Get a tomb!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Don't go in there!!"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Date Night

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Which one is yours?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'