Spooky Enthusiasts Gifts

'We're all out of candy. How 'bout a nice piece of meatloaf?'

A Spooked Pumpkin.

'I'll give you half my candy if you stay back thirty meters.'

Violin Ghost

Trick or treat surprise.

Vampire kid with a ghost instead of a balloon.

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Which one is yours?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Date Night

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.