Spooky Enthusiast Gifts

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"You know, you wouldn't be blind if you would poke holes in your sheet."

"Where's your candy."

Halloween Tree

Halloween Vampire

'Trick or treatment.'

Morgue.

'Trick or tree.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Witch

Ghosts Inc: If you got it, haunt it!

"AAARGH!...One-use plastics!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

"I can't wait for Halloween. It's the one day a year. . . I feel comfortable in my own skin."

A witch gets ready to go out

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

Trick of Treat

"Watch out for the puddle."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

For Sale (AS IS)

"I just hate the sight of needles."

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

"We video all these trick or treat transactions... for security reasons."

'So much for turning out the lights to the Halloweeners don't come looking for sweets.'

Kids in spooky costumes doing trick or treat

Vampire attacking a chewing gum salesperson.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...