Spooktacular Enthusiast Gifts

"Aww, a cute little ghost...and what's the trick if I don't give you a treat?"

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Vampire Bat

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Evil Villain.

Candy Corn Dracula

Happy Halloween!

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Trick or treat surprise.

"That's what we look like naked??"

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Trick or treatment.'

Wife reads 'Hannibal' before going to bed and says "I heard something" to annoyed husband

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Cape costume

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Witch

Halloween Tree

'It's not mine.'

Violin Ghost