Spooky Humor Aficionado Gifts

'It's not mine.'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Night of the Latkes

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Frankendumpty'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Your husband says BOO!"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Vampire Family Photos...

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Trick or treatment.'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

The next time he sees a squirrel, you take the leash.

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."