Spooky Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Zombies.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'Frankendumpty'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Your husband says BOO!"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Vampire Family Photos...

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Trick or treatment.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Franken-steer.

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'