Lover Of Spooky Humor Pillows

"Your husband says BOO!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Zombies.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Frankendumpty'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Transylvanian Snails.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Eye of Newt Helper

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Pavlov's first experiment'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

A boast of ghosts

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."