Spooky Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Gosh, what a scary costume... you cantake it out now, Halloween is over...umh... did you hear me?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Young widow popular at the graveyard

"Got Blood?"

Night of the Latkes

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Out To Lurch

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'Frankendumpty'

"Your husband says BOO!"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Vampire Family Photos...

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'Trick or treatment.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays

Franken-steer.

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."