Spooky Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

"What should I use for our scream name?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Your husband says BOO!"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Broom! Broom!"

Halloween Mobile

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Trick or treat surprise.

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."