Spooky Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

"What should I use for our scream name?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Halloween Mobile

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Broom! Broom!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"That's what we look like naked??"

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Trick or treat surprise.