Spooky Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Gosh, what a scary costume... you cantake it out now, Halloween is over...umh... did you hear me?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Young widow popular at the graveyard

"Got Blood?"

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Frankendumpty'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Your husband says BOO!"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Vampire Family Photos...

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

'Trick or treatment.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The next time he sees a squirrel, you take the leash.

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

An artist waits to ambush an easel