Spooky Humor Lover Gifts

'Don't panic -- I'm just here for the stuff in the back of your refrigerator.'

'Mind your head'

'With people already so tense and jumpy these days, Halloween isn't much fun anymore!'

'Know where I might be able to score some electrolytes?'

"Wow. This is pretty literal, right?"

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

Spook repairs.

"...plain white is consistently our most popular model."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"You are suing me for medical negligence... I knew I shouldn't of used that lawyer's brain!"

Love at First Sight

Chiller Theatre

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

Monster Baseball

Date Night

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."