Lover Of Spooky Humor Gifts

"Your husband says BOO!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Zombies.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Frankendumpty'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Transylvanian Snails.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Eye of Newt Helper

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

A boast of ghosts

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'Pavlov's first experiment'

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"