Fans Of Spooky Humor Gifts

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Needs more kale.'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

City Zoo

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

"When's the last time you flossed?"

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Healthy Witch Digest

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

'I'm running a little behind. I got rear-ended.'

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

'Twitter Tweet'

'It's not mine.'