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"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Needs more kale.'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Your husband says BOO!"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

City Zoo

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Healthy Witch Digest

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

"Bat spleen? Yes. Eye of newt? Sure. Toad warts? Absolutely. But adding pumpkin spice? That's disgusting!"