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Zombie outlaws.

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Little ship of horrors

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Shakespeare Project

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Witchy Cellist

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.