Spooky Comedy Fan Gifts

Zombie outlaws.

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

Little ship of horrors

Shakespeare Project

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'