Spooky Movie Fan Gifts

Morticia ain't having it

Love at First Sight

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

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