Scary Movie Enthusiast Gifts

'Wh...What's behind the...EEELLL!!'

'Wh...what's that behind the eeee!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'That was a scary movie, wasn't it?'

Horror film becomes reality...

"Relax. It's just a movie."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He likes to power nap.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Solar Frankenstein

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"How was prom?"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."