Scary Movie Enthusiast Gifts

'Wh...What's behind the...EEELLL!!'

'Wh...what's that behind the eeee!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'That was a scary movie, wasn't it?'

Horror film becomes reality...

"Relax. It's just a movie."

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He likes to power nap.'

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'