Scary Movie Lover Gifts

Effects of the new 3D technology.

"I think I hear a squirrel in the attic. Can you go check it out?"

The Life Challenged Zombies.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"The Eggsorcist"

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Scary stuff

Horror Stories.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached