Scary Movie Lover Pillows

Effects of the new 3D technology.

"I think I hear a squirrel in the attic. Can you go check it out?"

The Life Challenged Zombies.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He likes to power nap.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Canine Scentipede

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Scary stuff

Horror Stories.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."