Scary Story Lover Pillows

"Please be a Halloween costume..."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

The Bride of Frankenstein

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Scary stuff

Horror Stories.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Witches at a cauldron.

'You complete me.'

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'