Scary Story Aficionado Pillows

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Zombies.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Horror Stories.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Halloween Selfie

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Monster Baseball

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Masquerade

"We were made for each other...!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'Scary movie?'

Frankenstein egg.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."