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"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Silence of the Chickens...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Zombies.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Horror Stories.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Halloween Selfie

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Monster Baseball

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Masquerade

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'Scary movie?'

"We were made for each other...!"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."