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Frankenstein opens door to be given an ASBO

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'You complete me.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Made with 100% recycled material.

'I could have had a V-8!'

Non discrimination to Vampires

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Vampire Family Photos...

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Night of the Living Extroverts